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go to Eric Linden stuff, you just can't make stuff up like this.  "Proof of Intelligent Design" research topic #3: What is the statistical probability that a 'porn' star would play 'Adam' in a museum featuring the biblical account of creation? It could only be ID ... MORE BELOW

Is the Creation Museum itself more proof of 'Intelligent Design'? more below
 

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Was the Creation Museum Intelligently Designed'?  Only God knows? ... and just won't tell us.

go back to 'Proof of Intelligent Design' pages...  Feasibility Study and ... topic:  What is the statistical probability of the  'organ' being as long as the body?  It just has to be ID?...tee hee..

 

Proof of Intelligent Design, Topic #1

What is the statistical probability of having a sex organ as long as the body? learn about Argentine Lake Duck (details)

Proof of Intelligent Design, Topic #2

What is the statistical probability that Intelligent Design has a pardigmatic and empirical confirmation of the explanatory claims of intimately recognizable experimentability so as to ascertain its ability to confirm design intelligibilityness and retrodictive historicality?

     possible source of answers to the above. This material is meant to offend the fundamentalist Christian community.  This site is about stopping the Iraq War.  Fundies overwhelmingly voted for Bush thus enabling that tragic event. Why are Christian Fundamentalists so gullible and controllable ? 

Proof of Intelligent Design, Topic #3  What is the statistical probability that a porn star would play 'Adam' in a real museum featuring the biblical account of creation?  MORE  

Proof of Intelligent Design, Topic #4   Is the Creation Museum itself 'Proof of Intelligent Design'?  MORE

Proof of Intelligent Design, Topic #4  Isn't 'Intelligent Design' 'Proof of 'Intelligent Design''? No MORE

Possible new topic: an open question? "The Biblical Flood destroyed the dinosaurs"  according to Creation Museum, but became extinct because of  human pressure and habitat loss according to the Museum of Earth History,  but it's also possible they mated with the Argentine Lake Duck, the resulting male offspring had a sexual organ as long as their body and couldn't overcome the sheer weight burden.  Would God please settle this conflict?

    

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They say "any publicity is good publicity"... hmm... this place is an embarrassment to Christianity...hopefully that is what will stick. 

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What's Evolutionism?
  • Not a joke:  How is the ID movement connected to Bush Neo-cons and the Iraq War?
  •  
  • not junk science:...The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign, Policy  John J. Mearsheirmer, Stephen Walt  Harvard University
  • Volconvo

 
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This stuff is pretty funny really.  Its completely arbitrary, not provable, not falsifiable, unscientific but very attached to the Creation Museum that relies on what they call science to present their arguments.  This is just a few excerpts from the many plaques at the CM site.
No. of animals on Ark? Suffering? Suffering? Conflict Conflict
"How Many Were There?  Adam named only "birds", "cattle" and "beasts of the field" --probably only animals closely associated with man and not "beasts of the earth" or "creeping things".  If the created kinds correspond to modern families, as many creation biologists believe, then Adam named fewer than two hundred animals.  Naming all these animals would require only a few hours, at most"  "Before Adam's Sin

No Suffering

God Shall wipe away all tears from their eyes, and there shall be neither sorrow nor crying .. (promise of a future time, similar to Eden, Revelation 21:4

 

 "After Adam's Sin

When disease, death, conflict and sin entered the world then ...

The pain of childbirth increased

Physical suffering began

emotional suffering began

 "Before Adam's Sin

No conflict

"The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, ant the leopard shall lie down with the kid, and the calf and the you lion and the fatling together, and a little child shall lead them"

 "After Adam's Sin

With the entrance of sin, conflict entered the world

Animals against Animals

Animals against Humans

Humans against Humans
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Ken Ham.... "the president of Answers in Genesis feels it is necessary to point out that intelligent design is not a Christian movement - and Christians need to be aware of that, he says. " source: Crosswalk ...the religious roots of the Discovery Institute is completely verifiable.    page 3

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   Well, the Creation Museum has opened in Kentucky.  Did you hear they had to close it already?  ...  The oceans were spilling off the Flat Earth Exhibit, and the building flooded! Comedy and Jokes

 Evolution vs Creationism ('Intelligent Design')   top       
PROGRESSIVE  REFERENCE CONSERVATIVE*
  • American Association for the Advancement of Science  notes: ID is psuedoscience. 
  • Americans United for Separation of Church and State  search Discovery Institute
  • Notes: natural selection, ID is not science, 
  • Austa.net What is the Political Program of the Creationist Movement.
  • Nye, Bill, the science guy,  G. Thomas Sharp on : God's "gospel lizards": G. Thomas Sharp, head of the Creation Truth Foundation, seems to think notorious science guy Bill Nye is the biggest Christ-denier around. In videos available here, Sharp says that Nye, with his "multi-billion-dollar budget" (huh?), is deceiving children into buying into conventional thinking on dinosaurs" source: Eyeteeth
  • Campus Progress Fundamentalists Meet Animatronics, Creation Museum news "The museum stands, symbolically and physically, to make a point that arguments for six day creationism exist no matter how implausible they may be. In so doing, it gives new life to the fundamentalist creationism movement, much like its artificial dinosaurs are bringing new life to AiG’s Eden.  by Nathan Dickerson graduated from the University of Kentucky in May 2007 with a public policy major and computer science minor.
  • Darwin.ws
  • DWISE1's Creation / Evolution Quotes, Judah Christian students taken to Answers in Genesis, seminar.  
  • Geocities, Debunk CS
  • SteveGoble, Swords Against Boredom, notes: "... made up some science, ignored pretty much everything real science has uncovered since the big bang ...  take the scientific method and burn it at the stake, ...  freedom of religion, but... kids in the U. S. already get a poor enough science education ... CM filled with all sorts of scientific mumbo jumbo, ... like irreducible complexity, ... science will be the tool to tackle global warming, terrorism, planet-killer asteroids, energy depletion, bird flu, ...  nutjobs ...
  • HolySmoke, Kansas, Land of Idiots
  • Ignorant Design
  • JibJab, CM Video
  • National Center for Science Education (NCSE) is a nonprofit organization working to defend the teaching of evolution against sectarian attack. The group is committed to defending the teaching of evolution.
  • National Science Teachers Association evolution, notes: 
  • Panda's Thumb  The Panda's Thumb is the virtual pub of the University of Ediacara. The patrons gather to discuss evolutionary theory, critique the claims of the antievolution movement, defend the integrity of both science and science education, and share good conversation.
  • Salon CM forum
  • Talk Origins
  • Trinity Center  Human Origins
  • Unitarian Universalist Church
  • nfu visitor: wtmp243.urv.es (Academic Administrative And Research Network) Spain
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  • Not all Republicans believe in Creationism, Thank God.
  • Access Research Network from an intelligent design perspective
  • Notes: ID, variation of traditional creationism, certain features of universe directed, teleological argument,  avoids specifying identity of creator, 
  • Access Research Network  BOE decisions info.
  • Acton Institute New World Order, Bush, North American Union
  • All About Christianity Evolutionists..Lose by Default, No evidence.
  • Answers in Genesis  CM For example, the museum explains that fresh water fish survived Noah’s flood because the fresh water remained above salt water, and the fresh water fish survived by merely swimming in a different layer of water. It also suggests that dinosaurs became extinct because humans killed them off and that dragon myths (including Chinese dragons which look nothing like dinosaurs) reinforce this notion
  • Bush Whitehouse Is Bush the Anti Christ?..
  • Christian Studies Institute is a nonprofit educational organization dedicated to presenting the Creation message to all the world
  • College Baptist Church
  • Creation Science Foundation now is Answers in Genesis
  • Discovery Institute primary proponents of ID, designer is Abrahamic God, claim it is scientific theory, and want a fundamental redefinition of science, incorporate the supernatural, 
  • ForeignAffairs, Bush, New World Order,
  • The Ontario Christian School (Ontario, CA) kicked a student out because her parents were gay, Sept 2005  50
  • IDEA Intellectual Doubters of Evolution Association
  • Institute of Creation Research against the godless and compromising dogma of evolutionary humanism.
  • Intelligent Design Network
  • NWCreation Wiki, young earth creation only, worldview, 
  • Origins Dembski, ID
  • Probe.org
  • RAE unsuccessful attempt to close college.
  • Renew America, Paul Weyrich
  • Thomas More Law Center, Intelligent design, creationism, defending Dover school district.
  • Randy Travis, Bush, War supporter
  • TrueOrign list creation sites, challenge evolution
  • "evil Darwinistic atheism dogma aimed at driving God from our society so we can all fornicate at will" unknown.
  • Guardian "The destruction of the dinosaurs is explained, not by a comet striking the Earth 65 million years ago, but by the Flood. This, the museum says, wiped out most of the dinosaurs still alive and created the Grand Canyon and huge layers of sedimentary rock seen around the world.   ...  Some dinosaurs survived on Noah's ark. One poster explains that Noah would have chosen juvenile dinosaurs to save space. An illustration shows two green sauropods in the ark alongside more conventional elephants and lions. The final exhibit depicts the Ice Age, where the last dinosaurs existed with woolly mammoths until the cold and hunting by cavemen caused them to die out.  ... Creationism has found one high-level voice. President George Bush famously proclaimed: 'The jury is still out on evolution.' A CBS survey late last year showed that 45 per cent of Bush voters wanted creationism taught in schools instead of evolution, compared to 24 per cent of voters for John Kerry. 'Under the Bush presidency, we are clearly able to get a lot more done,' Sharp said. "
 Research, Fundie Ministries, Theme Parks, Big Business ...etc...  continued from Page 1 top      
PROGRESSIVE  REFERENCE CONSERVATIVE*
  • Evolving in Kansas, blog
  • Guardian "Nestling deep in the Ozark mountains of Arkansas, in the heart of America's Bible Belt, this is the first dinosaur museum to take a creationist perspective. Already thousands of people have flocked to its top-quality exhibits which mix high science with fundamentalist theology that few serious scientists accept." search terms: Newsnight, investigated miracles, some could be real, 
  • Kansas Citizens for Science

  • RageAgainsttheRight, Republican corruption scandal list

  • Dawn search Thomas Sharp
  • CreationTheory Young Earth
  • National Association of State Boards of Education, President, W. Bradley Bryant, President Elect Dr. Karabelle Pizzigati, Kenneth R. Willard
  • Prevent Genocide
  • Yahoo, inbreeding, "The twin border communities of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City, Arizona, have the world's highest known prevalence of fumarase deficiency, an enzyme irregularity that causes severe mental retardation brought on by cousin marriage, doctors say." search terms: 
  • Notes: "It was built in co-operation with the 'New Holy Land' theme park which re-created the biblical Middle East in the Ozarks. A huge statue of Christ, the largest in North America, looms over Eureka Springs. The site is the setting for The Great Passion Play, where each night in a 4,500-strong arena the last days of Christ are acted out. The play has attracted more than 7.2 million people.
  • AnswersinGenesis Blog, grand opening, golf tournament / fundraiser, "Missing Links Golf Classic", Cardinal Club, Louisville, Kentucky, training sessions, 
  • Creationist Worldview Ministries, The Rapid formation of coal and oil, more search terms: 
  • Discovery Institute on CM "By Design" ...  Rita Braver, MORE on page 2  "Just to show how complicated this issue is, the folks at the Discovery Institute, the major proponents of intelligent design, don't support the school board, because of reports, says Meyer, that, "They justify the policy using an explicit statement of religious purpose, which is not only unconstitutional, it’s incongruous with what we’re trying to do, which is make a scientific case for the idea of intelligent design."
  • Family Research Council, Tony Perkins
  • Above: from the Creation Museum: "Since God is the One who defined marriage in the first place, God's Word is the only standard for defining proper marriage.  People who do not accept the Bible as their absolute authority have no basis for condemning someone like Cain marrying his sister."
  • New Holy Land The Great Passion Play, thegreatpassionplay, 
 Proof of Intelligent Design (Jokes) continued from Page 1 top      
PROGRESSIVE  REFERENCE CONSERVATIVE*
  • Crazytalk museum tour: "Early in the museum, the visitor is given advice on the proper mind frame to have for your visit: “Don’t think, just listen and believe”. and more search terms: I Think Therefore I am, 
  • Evolving in Kansas, blog
  • Kansas Citizens for Science
  • CreationTheory Young Earth
  • Wikipedia The Intelligent Design Paradigmatic and Heuristic  --A Synthetic Overview of Intelligent Design and Proposals For Procedural Scientific Heuristics ...  
  • Creationism Jokes below
  • Darwin, Charles  not a joke
  • Boreme
  • Netfunny Creationist FAQ, ... the Bible is the principle evidence of creation.  
  •  Notes: Human Reason is the enemy and God's Word is the hero, ... God ... I am that I am, ...logic reason and science are bad, blind faith is good, God's Word says the planets were formed only 6000 years ago,  on the sixth day of creation we meet Adam and Eve, 
  • Research Intelligent Design.org
  • Dissident News Conservative cash: "the Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation, the Carthage Foundation, the Earhart Foundation, the Charles G. Koch, David H. Koch and Claude R. Lambe charitable foundations, the Phillip M. McKenna Foundation, the JM Foundation, the John M. Olin Foundation, the Henry Salvatori Foundation, the Sarah Scaife Foundation, and the Smith Richardson Foundation. In 1994, they controlled more than $1.1 billion in assets; from 1992-94, they awarded $300 million in grants, and targeted $210 million to support a wide array of projects and institutions."
  • Creationist jokes, more search terms: FAQ, principle evidence is the holy bible holy, author of the Universe, but you can't ignore science. Noah's ark was big.  What does radioactive dating have to do with Christian girls?  And what about fossil evidence?  What about Antarctic ice cores?  Did dinosaurs coexist with men?  Age of the earth and the Geologic Column are top and bottom.  Is Laboratory evolution demonstrated?   and what about Hawiian walabies examples of the same kind.  Do professors say  the Neanderthal man an old geezer?  Is the earth's molten interior hell of eternal fire and brimstone?  It's all a satanic conspiracy because of liberal humanists and godless communists with open minds.   ....... These references to creationist jokes is meant to be offense to Christians.  This site is about trying to stop the Iraq War and the put in jail the people who started it.  The fundamentalist Christians, more than any other group voted for Bush and therefore are completely complicit in starting that war.
  • CREATIONISM JOKE JibJab:  On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."  The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"  So God agreed.  On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I 'll give you a twenty-year life span."  The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God agreed.  On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."  The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again.  On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years ? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"  "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."  So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.  Life has now been explained to you!

 

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Discovery Institute   Making a Positive Vision of the Future Practical  

and don't forget about
The Chimpanzee Institute ... contemplating George Bush's endorsement of 'Intelligent Design'.

 

 
Eric Linden stuff ... you just don't make up stuff like this....  :)

WKYT pic  SFGate / AP pic file  and RawStory Creationist actor porn past.  ""For the Creation Museum, I did what I did as an actor. It doesn't necessarily mean I believe in evolution or a believe in creation," Linden said. "I'm hired to get a point across. On the flip side, if I was hired to play a murderer, that doesn't mean I'd go out and kill somebody. It's make-believe." but AiG says they all have to sign contracts....

 

 

 

thanks to:

TiffanyTaylor  and text

Adam (Eric Linden, tableau) from the Creation Museum ... Washington Post

 

very Anglo-Saxon ...eh

DitchMitch, Kentucky, scandal, naughty naughty.

  • To be fair to Eric: SFX International is NOT a porn site....pretty funny stuff (Sir Fuxalot, International Thrillseeker)....not for Fundamentalist Christians though ... well, at least not in public.
 

source: TiffanyTaylor  and text
 
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PROGRESSIVE  REFERENCE CONSERVATIVE*
  • ARS Technica takes a field trip
  • DitchMitch Just how crazy are the people behind the Creation Museum,  homophobic agenda, 
  • Evolving in Kansas, blog
  • Kansas Citizens for Science
  • MediaBistro "weekend was that the actor portraying Adam (he of missing rib fame), Eric Linden, was found to be the owner of a couple of sexually themed websites and photos of him have surfaced with Linden alongside a drag queen."
  • CreationTheory Young Earth
  • DitchMitch, Kentucky
  • Wikipedia The Intelligent Design Paradigmatic and Heuristic  --A Synthetic Overview of Intelligent Design and Proposals For Procedural Scientific Heuristics ...  
  • Creationism Jokes below
  • Darwin, Charles  not a joke
  • Boreme
  • Netfunny Creationist FAQ, ... the Bible is the principle evidence of creation.  
  • Wouldn’t it be great if someone made a porn film with Marilyn Chambers as Eric’s mom?
  • They say "any publicity is good publicity"... hmm... this place is an embarrassment to Christianity...hopefully that is what will stick.
  • CM "The museum's operators, informed Thursday by the Associated Press of Linden's online appearances, acted swiftly to suspend airing of the 40-second video in which he appeared.  ..."We are currently investigating the veracity of these serious claims of his participation in projects that don't align with the biblical standards and moral code upon which the ministry was founded," Answers for Genesis spokesman Mark Looy said in an e-mail statement.
  • Research Intelligent Design.org
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